marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like
And my personal favorite:
Popcorn guy is my favorite.
okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT
I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.
I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!
The lady pouring soda on the cup was trying to fail so hard and yet barely splashed or made a mess at all XDDD
ok so my friends and i used to play an ongoing game called Infomercial where throughout the day whenever someone said “infomercial” you had to fuck up whatever you were doing in the most pathetic way possible. extra points for ‘accidentally’ involving random strangers in your disasters.
Via Electric Lit.
Oh man, this is so wonderful. Charlie: push play. Everyone else, too, for that matter.
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal