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seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

scarykidsskaringkids:

ivoryfields:

$73.50…. :|

Too much math, I lost track at like 90~ I’ve lived a full live I think. (That is if we can count one multiple times) I’d be over 150

$76.50

scarykidsskaringkids:

ivoryfields:

$73.50…. :|

Too much math, I lost track at like 90~ I’ve lived a full live I think. (That is if we can count one multiple times) I’d be over 150

$76.50

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

buried-a-lie:

Isn’t it weird how people change and grow apart and stop talking and then one day you see this person who you swore you were going to be friends with forever and you can barely think of a thing to say and then it finally hits you that somewhere along the way your friendship dimmed and you will probably never be close to that person again. I think that’s one of the saddest things I’ve come to terms with lately.

krissyytinee:

There’s no such thing as having too many books.

The only challenge is having to find a place for all of them.

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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